I'm finally getting around to reading David Sedaris' latest book, and of course I'm spending nap time laughing my head off, but I'm also beginning to feel like I've been duped. I'm the guy who didn't get it -- the rube, the moron. In his essay It's Catching (read it here), he talks about the number of kids who are literally "startled to death."
5,000 or so. He's joking, right?
I actually looked it up and couldn't find any numbers on it -- the term "scared to death" comes up a lot, but no one really means it. No one really died. I can imagine scaring an elderly person to death -- someone on the verge of a heart attack anyway who gets spooked a little too much and suddenly, well, you get the idea.
But a kid?
So have you heard of this? Can you actually scare your kids to death? I fear that my nightly ritual of hiding around a corner and scaring my daughter as she comes out of the bathroom might have to be curtailed. Or not. Hard to tell.