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Can You Really Scare Your Kids to Death?

I'm finally getting around to reading David Sedaris' latest book, and of course I'm spending nap time laughing my head off, but I'm also beginning to feel like I've been duped. I'm the guy who didn't get it -- the rube, the moron. In his essay It's Catching (read it here), he talks about the number of kids who are literally "startled to death."

5,000 or so. He's joking, right?

I actually looked it up and couldn't find any numbers on it -- the term "scared to death" comes up a lot, but no one really means it. No one really died. I can imagine scaring an elderly person to death -- someone on the verge of a heart attack anyway who gets spooked a little too much and suddenly, well, you get the idea.

But a kid?

So have you heard of this? Can you actually scare your kids to death? I fear that my nightly ritual of hiding around a corner and scaring my daughter as she comes out of the bathroom might have to be curtailed. Or not. Hard to tell.


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Comments

 

JeanneSager said:

Hehe - I love me some Sedaris. But Mike, dude, a little warning about the worm content! I need to go take a shower now - ewwwwwwww.

February 24, 2009 2:19 PM
 

diera said:

One medical condition that might result in a person being "scared to death" would be long QT syndrome.  It's a heart rhythm disorder, often genetic, that can result in a person's heart spontaneously losing its rhythm and in the worst case leading to the person's sudden death.  According to the Mayo Clinic, this can happen when the person is "excited, startled, scared, or during exercise".  So if someone has this condition (which might not be obvious, sudden death can be the first "symptom") you might indeed be able to scare them to death.

February 24, 2009 2:31 PM
 

esther said:

Breath holding spells can make a child look as though they are dying, although they are actually harmless to a child. In response to extreme emotion, like pain, anger or fear, a child can cry so hard that they stop breathing and lose consciousness. My son has had two of them, thankfully he hasn't had one in over 6 months, and they are terrifying. The first time he had one, I actually thought that he was dying. His whole body turned purple and his eyes rolled up in his head. Thankfully, a child can't actually die from one. But, watching one might just scare a parent to death.

February 24, 2009 2:51 PM
 

Sara said:

Holy crap Diera, you are the first person i've ever known that wasn't in my family that knows about long qt syndrome. My sister and 2 of my cousin's have it, and my aunt died from it at a young age. I don't dare try and scare any of my neices or nephews for fear of this, and I hate it when anyone does that to them. I remember watching something a few years ago (like Oprah one of those shows) where a mother was playfully scaring her little girl and she literally was "scared to death"...Of course I don't remember what caused it or anything like that, but sounds like it can indeed happen.

February 24, 2009 8:51 PM
 

Mike Adamick (Cry It Out!) said:

Yeah,I forgot about the worms. I'll warn next time I do something on guinea worms. But thanks for the info, all. I thought he was just messing with us!

February 24, 2009 9:26 PM
 

diera said:

Sara,

I'm sorry to hear about your aunt and it must be scary to worry about your family like that.  The reason I know about it (besides the fact that I tend to collect medical trivia) is because a woman on another kid-related site I used to follow had her husband die suddenly of it when their child was an infant.  He had a cold, and she went out to get him some cold medicine, leaving him with the baby, and when she got back he was gone.  She was incredibly brave about it, but it was such a scary story that it's stuck in my head even though it was years and years ago.  

February 24, 2009 10:34 PM
 

Sara said:

Thank you, luckily (I think) I didn't know her and it happened waaaay before my time. But yes it still is incredibly scary, my sister & my cousins all have pacemakers & defibrillators to control it, but even when they have episodes those are scary enough as it is. I do know that my sister said there are like two different types of it, one being fatal, the other not. Of course she would have the fatal type! That's awful about what happened to that poor woman. I can't imagine what that would be like. So so sad.

February 24, 2009 11:15 PM
 

Cole Gamble said:

What's goofy about Sedaris is that he is a both a proclaimed trivia fanatic and computer phobe. I read that essay and thought, "Geez, this could have been solved in two seconds with Google." True, you might be missing out on a conversation piece, but I prefer the access to information. I ask myself almost daily, "what did I do before google?" When for example a song gets caught in my head and can only be exorcised once I find the band who did it. Before search engines If I wanted to find the zipcode to a neighborhood in Chicago, I'd have to head down to the library. I was once computer adverse and found Sedaris's take on the world similar to my own. But these days his forced ignorance looks less cute and just more obstinant.

That isn't to say I don't like Sedaris. I've read every book.

February 25, 2009 12:55 AM

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