When lawyers represent mostly accident victims, we call them ambulance chasers. What about a shrink who only wants to talk to screwed up people who get lots of media coverage? We need a name for them. Oh wait — there is one. Dr. Phil.
Yes, the man that Oprah unleashed on the world is at it again. This time he’s chatting with Nadya Suleman. You know. The OctoMom! Where ya been, people? This is the only important news story in the world right now. Pay attention.
Here’s a little video to whet your appetite:
Doesn’t she sound like a delusional ‘American Idol’ contestant? It’s not that you’re single. It’s that you’re single, intentionally had TONS of babies, and have no way to support them. It’s irresponsible. How much time could you possibly be spending with any of your kids, the six you already had or the octuplets, if you’re always out doing interviews?
This quote was the one that got me:
When Dr. Phil asked her if she was addicted to being pregnant, Nadya responding [sic] saying, no, she absolutely loathes being pregnant and she looked into adoption after her third pregnancy.
She LOATHES being pregnant. So