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The 12 Do’s and Don’ts of Throwing Your Kid’s Birthday Party - Part 2

Posted by Cole Gamble

 

DO plan birthdays at fun indoor kid’s places when your child has a winter birthday.

 

DON’T get banned from the bouncy castle at JJ Jump because you sent too many children flying with your “Atomic Bounce”

 

DO make sure the birthday girl or boy sees a “Happy Birthday” sign up first thing on their birthday morning.


DON’T go crazy buying decorations. Kids don’t care that you shopped Pottery Barn for a parfect cupcake organizer.

DO provide juice boxes.  It is much easier than having to fill cups all the time. 

 

 

Back to Part 1: #1-6

 

 

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Comments

 

Cole Gamble said:

I meant the "Parfect" misspelling as a joke. Not so funny once you explain it.

March 11, 2009 1:20 AM

About Cole Gamble

Cole Gamble’s writings on the crimes of Willy Wonka, man-eating beds and tales from his cringe-worthy life appear here on Babble, the humor site Cracked, The Daily Beast, The Huffington Post and Salon. He is working on a book entitled, Conquer Everything! A Self Help Book to Destroy All Other Self Help Books and Grant You Mastery in Everything.

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