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Gloria Allred Sits On A Booster Seat

Posted by Brett Singer

Gloria Allred sits on a booster seat. For realz.Reading this headline might cause you to think that we're being mean. Before you darn me to heck, though, consider this -- it's true.

W Magazine developed a fascination with Ms. Allred not dissimilar to our own. A key difference is that W Magazine's office is in the same building as Allred's, so staff members at the mono-syllabic-named mag popped in on a recent press conference she had regarding the OctoMom. (Nadya Suleman, perhaps you've heard of her?)

Anyway, among other amusing observations, the editors noticed that the "small and compact" attorney (their words) was seated on an actual booster seat. This one.

What seems odd to me is why Allred wouldn't just get a phone book, or a more grown-up version of a booster seat. Like maybe a pillow. The W editors wonder if "Maybe it's something she picked up from the Suleman kids?" Either that or product placement. Only time will tell.

Image: WMagazine.com

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Comments

 

momof 2 said:

She needs them babies taken away before its to late, she hasn't bonded with the babies they have a chance to have a better life, This crazy woman has been proven to be not a good care giver and is mentaly not all there. Her own mother is said to suport all this. So why would child protective services allow them babies to stay there? Wow American citzen i would be billing them for your taxes back your paying for them to help people tend to there kids and they are not using your taxes properly.

Take them babies away. Its that simple she has a few more coming home and every week there is 2-4 calls to 911 for help she can't find out or some one is close to the house.

now she gets rid of nurses now what one will die soon you watch is that what it takes to see the light? if so that is sad on the CPS, That woman is a sad sad person she needs to admit she just wanted fame and didn't think people would see the moral side cause she obviously didn't and we all did. Now you people have to pay for her to have all them kids and taxes go up to suport them. I wouldn't have it.

How did she get her home? did her father buy it or not. If she can't offord proper living before the 8 babies how did she come into money now? something isn't right with her passed bills due how is she gonna pay the property taxes and utilities to keep the house up and running, with food and phone something doesn't add up. Take the new babies away to some one who will love them and tell her get off her fat butt and get a job and stop thinking of babies and take care of the kids she already had. for crying out loud i don't understand how she can forget about them anyone can be a mother. Take a woman with morals and heart to be a mommy, and she is not a mommy thats for sure!!!

March 28, 2009 8:04 PM
 

Kim said:

She's come into that money exactly the way she'd planned all along:  By having a litter of children to raise on the tax payers dollar.  She even admits that she planned on living on either donations or public assistance when she had them.  Take all of the children away.  They deserve a better life than she'll ever be able to give them.

March 28, 2009 9:41 PM
 

gail O said:

I'm short too.  This isn't a big deal.  What you don't understand is, you have to find a right sized book.  If you put 2 together, the covers will slip, and you will slide.  A pillow won't work because it never fluffs up..or down..the same height twice.

The world Gloria is in is VERY chauvinistic.  Working for the airlines, people told me, men will try to run over you cause you are little and a woman  I thought they were nuts till I had one really mad, and all else had failed.  I couldn't belive my eyes, he puffed himself up, and towered over me.  

I didn't know if I should laugh or cry.

I know where Gloria is coming from.  

Sad, but true, the phone book is to help the guys ego, not hers!

April 21, 2009 8:17 PM

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Brett Singer is a writer and father living in Manhattan with his wonderful wife and two terrific sons (referred to here as Thing 1 and Thing 2). He writes about music for the Boston Phoenix, parenting for Babble and daddytips.com, and other topics for anyone else who will have him.

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