Apparently, the way I use Facebook embarrasses my kids. Yes, I did the 25 Things. Yes, I was tagged in a photo from high school (nice asymmetrical, there, Madeline). Yes, I update with my life's minutae, like the fact that my in-laws percolate their coffee and that sometimes I'm tired and want ice-cream.
According to this "Facebook Survival Guide for Awkward Adults" on MSNBC, however, my biggest FB-user/parenting fail is this:
I use my kids' photos (and, yes, the dog's) for my profile pic.
Here's what Daniel Harrison has to say about that:
Listen, your kids are adorable, and while
we're at it, let's extend the fiction to say we're glad you finally got
someone to marry you.
Nevertheless, those crowning achievements
do not belong in your profile picture. Nor, by the way, does a picture
of a dog (unless, that is, you really are a dog, in which case,
congrats on getting online. That's impressive! Good dog!
Problem is, Mr. Harrison, there are no pictures of me to post.
I don't know how things are in your family, but I'm the one who picks up the camera to record the actions and travels and daily life of our family. If you were to dig through the gigabytes of our digital images or thumb through our few family photo albums, you would think my husband was some kind of heroic single dad -- frolicking with his kids on the beach! Making goofy faces while eating donuts! Dozing off on the sofa with a tiny, sleeping newborn in his arms. How does this guy do it, you would ask, all by himself and without the soothing touch of a mother's hand?
Where am I? Oh, see that ant-sized woman in the red shirt surrounded by lots and lots and lots of background? The tangled mass of wind-blown hair with six chins and a pissy glare? That person, indelicately bent over, petting a goat and unaware that everything under her shirt is fully exposed? Me! All of them, me!
See?
In fact, it's so rare to see me in a nicely composed photo with my kids or, hell, the entire family -- much less, by myself -- I almost don't recognize me when I do happen upon one. What other choice do I have but fill Facebook's weird TinTin-esque default silhouette with mugs of my crowning achievements?
For those of you partnered with crappy picture takers, how do you squeeze into your family photos? Single parents -- real ones -- how do you get pictures of you and your kids? While I'm at it, what's filling your profile pic?
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Photo: MSNBC.com