Here's hoping you have a slightly better handle on the lineage of the
child in your belly than this woman: A North Carolina newspaper ran a
legal notice on behalf of a mother searching for the possible father of
her baby.
Her clues? He was “about 5 feet 7 inches tall, with a light brown complexion and ‘funny’ shaped eyes.”
Oh, just wait, it gets better.
The
two apparently bumped pelvises sometime during the month of December
2002 (so we're assuming there was more than one sexual encounter that
month, if she can't pin down a date for her one night stand, either that or a whole lot of alcohol?). She's
also not sure WHERE she knocked boots with the man with funny shaped
eyes.
Her best guess is "at a house
in Bolton, N.C., thought to be the second house on the left after
turning left on the street just past Bubba’s Club as you head east from
Lake Waccamaw.”
The
father was being sought not to provide any support but to give up his
legal rights to the child who was about to be adopted at five years
old. He was granted forty days to reply after the legal notice was
published. I'm all for giving biological dads a chance to get involved in
their kid's lives, but the best way to start that is generally to get
the name of the guy you're about to let into your pants. I don't know,
even a first name would be nice? And marking down the address of the
site of your conquest might be prudent, in case you ever have to start
knocking down doors when two lines show up on the little pee stick.
All kidding aside, I don't envy this woman the conversation about the birds and the bees. Hey mom, where do babies come from?
That would be the second house on the left after turning left on the street just past Bubba's Club . . .
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Source: KansasCity
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