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FOX Considers Staging Fake Kidnappings

A Minnesota FOX News affiliate is taking an intensely hands-on approach to reporting the news. To answer the question, “How easy is it to abduct a child?,” Fox 9 News planned to…try to abduct children. Reporters were going to drive around in an unmarked SUV and ask kids for directions. How’s that for hard-hitting investigative journalism?

I think they were planning to stop at the actual abduction part—kind of a, “You’re a candid camera!” type stunt—but I’ve been surprised many a time at how far FOX is willing to go in the service of the news (read: sensationalism and fear-mongering).

Fortunately, parents and school administrators have a lot more commonsense than the good folks who bring us the news. After FOX informed police of their intentions—the last thing these hard-working reporters need is to get arrested for kidnapping, after all—police sent a message to the local school. The principal, in turn, sent out an email to parents, which read, in part:

This message details information about a "news" story KMSP Fox 9 will be "creating". Thanks...

Molly Anderson of the Edina Police Department just informed the district that KMSP Fox 9 will be driving around Edina neighborhoods between 2:00-4:30 p.m. today to "ask children for directions." She indicated that the reporter, Trish Van Pilsim will be driving a 2004 silver Ford Explorer or Expedition.

The police indicated while there is nothing illegal with this, they do not endorse this activity.

As you can imagine, the parents of Edina did not endorse this activity either, and they flooded FOX with complaints, succeeding in getting the station to abandon the story.

Thank goodness. I don’t even want to imagine how terrifying it would be for a child to be approached by a stranger in a truck on his way home from school. Not to mention that trying to abduct a kid, then saying, “Just kidding! We’re actually the news,” is not the best way to instill stranger safety in children. FOX News, ever heard of a little story called The Boy Who Cried Wolf?

Image: Fox 9 News

Related Post:

FOX News Hates Kids In Political Videos--Except When They Don't


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Comments

 

Sam said:

I would definitely have somebody arrested if they attempted to kidnap my child, even if it were a news team. Mama's don't play around with kidnapping.

April 23, 2009 9:14 PM
 

Brett Singer said:

It's so wrong. And creepy. And lots of other negative things. But hey, they're true patriots. And Bill O is looking out for us.

April 24, 2009 1:15 PM

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Hannah Tennant-Moore is a Brooklyn-based freelance writer whose work has appeared or is forthcoming in Best Buddhist Writing (2008); The Sun; Guantanamo: Inside the Prison, Outside the Law; Tricycle; Turning Wheel (as the winner of the Young Writers Award); and elsewhere.

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