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Class Rings for Your Pre-Schooler?

Posted by JeanneSager

Who knew? All this time I was saving up my money to pay my daughter's pre-school tuition, and I should have been setting some aside for a class ring.

Because every toddler needs a shiny piece of metal they will either lose or grow out of within the next six months, right? I said right?

Thanks go to Jackie Burrell over at About.com's parenting blog for pointing this one in my direction, because I'm definitely an unfit parent here (apparently). I have not ponied up the $19.95 for a "day care" ring "Handcrafted from the finest .925 pure silver." And somehow I get the feeling we won't be plunking down the cash for the kindergarten version either (although that .925 pure silver is sounding awfully tempting).

Seriously, I am ready to shed buckets of tears at my daughter's pre-school graduation. I even expect to put down the money for a teeny gown an mortarboard as parents around here have done for generations (I recently found the picture of my daughter's nursery school teacher at HER graduation in said gown and board in back issues of the community paper where I'm on staff). 

But I draw the line at class rings. Especially considering I haven't seen my high school ring since . . . um, pretty much since high school. Probably tenth grade? About two weeks after I got it and abandoned it on my dresser?

And don't get me started on those keychain tassels. How many latchkey pre-schoolers do you know? They're at least twelve years away from a rear view window to drape it over folks (sixteen years from the day they arrive on a college campus and yank it OFF the rear view before any of their new uber cool roommates catch sight of it).

What do you think Babble readers? Silly or sounds like a must-have?

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Comments

 

lynn said:

But will it give your kid lead poisoning when they (inevitably) swallow it?

May 20, 2009 7:55 PM
 

CV said:

Its another thing that just ups the bar, like grade school graduation parties.  Yes.  I was invited to one.  Had an announcement and invitation similar to the ones I used for HS graduation.  So if you give them a blow-out bash for grade school "graduation", what will they expect for their middle school "graduation"?  Or high school?  Or college?  

Dumb and waste of money.  That's my opinion, I am sticking to it.  Although I must say I am cracking up over lynn's comment ;-)

May 21, 2009 7:40 AM
 

Marj said:

I didn't even get a High School ring.  Struck me as a waste of money.

May 21, 2009 7:10 PM
 

Del Kesler said:

A "class ring" for K's???  Oh please! what will they think of next?  A jr. sized PROM???  I am probably only one of a minute number of people who still wears a class ring from high school. I have worn it some 40 years now.....but I believe in tradition.

 It's as bad as "YEAR BOOKS" in elementary. What???? NOw that is a waster of money in my book.  We got only the blach and whites from our school.

May 22, 2009 1:20 PM
 

Jackie said:

You guys are hilarious - and I agree 100%! Next up? First grade limos?

May 27, 2009 12:44 AM
 

gregory said:

who would pay good money for a Pre-Schooler class ring?

June 10, 2009 9:07 PM

About JeanneSager

Jeanne Sager is a writer who lives in upstate New York with her husband, daughter, a dog and too many cats. She refuses to believe motherhood comes with pumpkin appliqued sweaters, and she';s not ready to apologize for having only one child. She writes about raising her kid in her own hometown and the mom stuff she's not embarrassed to own at her blog, Inside Out (http://jeannesager.blogspot.com), she's contributing editor of Grand Magazine, and she's a regular essayist here on Babble

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