Does your daughter have a burning desire to play Ouija
board? But clearly she can’t since the game is totally for boys? Well, for only
$19.99, you can make your daughter’s dream come true, because Hasbro
just came out with a new “just for girls” Ouija board!
What makes this edition different from the original Ouija
board that can be handmade in minutes? I’ll give you one guess. You got it: It’s
pink!
Not only that, but this new
edition also comes with 72 question cards, since a big problem for young girls
is that they always freeze up when it’s their turn to ask a ghost a personal
question about their lives.
According to the product description, girls needn’t worry
their pretty little heads any longer:
It has always been mysterious. It has always
been mystifying. And now the OUIJA Board is just for you, girl. With 72 fun
questions included, you'll never run out of things to ask. Who will call/text
me next? Will I be a famous actor someday? Who wishes they could trade places
with me?
Who would have guessed that a splash of pink is all it takes
to get the catty, boy-crazy girl ghosts to spill the beans?
You might be interested to learn that the game is marketed for girls
between the ages of eight and twelve. Now third graders don’t have to worry
whether that “special someone” will send them a text. They can just ask a dead
person! Progress never looked so good.
Image: AV Club
