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Eating Your Baby's Placenta

Posted by Cole Gamble

Placentophagia is term for eating of the placenta, and you know if there's a name for it, it's a real deal. Animals, of course, do it al the time. Anyone whose cat had kitten can attest. Humans also engage in the pratice all over the world because it's said to stem postpartum depression and help to contract the uterus after the birth. Chrissy Schilling over at Momlogic details her own placenta feast with twin sister Kathy. From her post:

 

"The placenta is such an amazing organ in all its done for my baby that it didn't seem right to simply throw it away. My thought was "being the only organ that the human body makes that naturally exits the body, why not take advantage of it?"

 

Chrissy and Kathy got more than just one meal out of the six pound placenta. They served it over noodles and made sandwiches.

 

Chrissy even found the experience cathartic:

 

"By taking it in again, it was symbolic for me as a way to truly say "good-bye" to my 9-month pregnancy and "hello" to an exciting (albeit challenging) new chapter in my life. 

 

See? Delicious, nutricious and life affirming. It's good to eat stuff that comes out of your body. Except poop. So, can I fix you up a nice egg and placenta scramble?

 

Photo: Kathy Schilling

 


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Comments

 

desolateundaunted said:

disturbing, very disturbing. 2 girls 1 cup disturbing.

May 16, 2009 2:11 AM
 

Sheri said:

Ick.  I got to see my placenta after the birth of my first son.  That was all I needed.

To each his/her own....most definitely in this case.

May 28, 2009 1:16 PM
 

Sara said:

Beyond the ick factor...  

SIX POUNDS!!!

Everything I've read about pregnancy puts the placenta weight at 1-1.5 pounds.  This seems totally insane.

May 28, 2009 1:17 PM
 

janey said:

did you have to post this at lunch time? oy

May 28, 2009 1:31 PM
 

Cole Gamble said:

It's not lunchtime where I live. (heh, heh)

May 28, 2009 1:47 PM
 

ugh said:

My own non-placenta lunch just traveled back up my throat. I've heard of people freeze-drying it and turning it into powder form for tea, which is also a bit odd, but to each her own. But over noodles and in sandwiches? Good grief.

Personally, I donated mine, along with my cord blood (stem cells.) Sounds better than turning it into lunch.

May 28, 2009 2:08 PM
 

Alice said:

Cannilbalism.  Humans are not supposed to eat humans.  Cats eat other cats, dogs eat other dogs, but only when starving to death.  The mothers eat the placenta because they know they need to eat SOMETHING because they are too weak to hunt for awhile and have to stay to tend the newborns.  It is an emergency energy source and nothing more.  Wht's next?  We drink our own breatsmilk and pee?

May 28, 2009 2:24 PM
 

Brett Singer said:

OK, that picture makes the post that much more gross. Also funnier.

May 28, 2009 2:55 PM
 

ZMama said:

Ugh. That pic puts this whole topic over the edge for me. The logic connecting "organ exiting body" to "now I must eat it" is totally lost on me. And, you know, there's a whole set of organs that exits the body naturally--it's called your baby.

May 28, 2009 3:53 PM
 

Elendy said:

So I actually think placentas are beautiful and amazing and I can appreciate the sentiment of not wanting to waste something that nourished your baby for all those months. Plant a tree with it, make a tea out of it - whatever; maybe even gently cooked and eaten in some ceremonial way...

But a sandwich?! That just seems so wrong!!

May 28, 2009 5:41 PM
 

Bean's dad said:

Ha! I think this is great, if only to make the easily squeamish get all bothered. Next step: placenta sushi!

May 28, 2009 7:59 PM
 

Marj said:

Yeah, cultural differences and all, but to me this is cannibalism.  Which, is all Hannibal Lector disturbing to me.

May 28, 2009 10:58 PM
 

Manjari said:

Gross!

May 29, 2009 7:56 AM
 

Jamie said:

I am surprised that so many people are grossed out by this, on a few other forums I have seen the opposite response- they are all pro-placenta-eating.  For myself though.... EW, no thanks!

May 29, 2009 10:59 AM
 

Nicole said:

http://PlacentaBenefits.info shows how incredibly beneficial the placenta is to a new mama.

May 29, 2009 12:02 PM
 

Suzanne said:

Wow, I had no idea this was so completely unheard of to most people.  I've never known anyone who ate the whole thing, but a little bit can go a long way to quell postpartum bleeding, among other things.  

June 4, 2009 9:36 PM
 

Infantophage said:

"Ugh. That pic puts this whole topic over the edge for me. The logic connecting "organ exiting body" to "now I must eat it" is totally lost on me. And, you know, there's a whole set of organs that exits the body naturally--it's called your baby."

Sounds delicious! Have any recipes?

June 7, 2009 11:31 AM
 

Lauren said:

disgusting.

eating your own organ. ick.

June 8, 2009 5:15 PM

About Cole Gamble

Cole Gamble’s writings on the crimes of Willy Wonka, man-eating beds and tales from his cringe-worthy life appear here on Babble, the humor site Cracked, The Daily Beast, The Huffington Post and Salon. He is working on a book entitled, Conquer Everything! A Self Help Book to Destroy All Other Self Help Books and Grant You Mastery in Everything.

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