Even 13-year-old daddies who look like 8-year-old daddies
still want to do the right thing and man up. So to answer all the claims of
paternity by other “men” (read 14 and 16-year-olds) little Alfie Patten has
taken to wearing a hoodie personalized with a message for the world: “I’m the
daddy, if not f**k you all I’ll still be there,” with a giant up yours
gesture printed on the back of his head.
Way to own it Alfie.
Oddly enough, this case gets odder.
If all the other minus 18-year-old suitors are cleared and
Alfie is found the one true father of Maisie, the best possible scenario is...Read More...