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  • 14-Year-Old Pregnant Girl Arrested for Drunk Driving

    Personally, I find the most disturbing part of this story is the fact we must use the term “girl”, not “woman”. Butthat's me, maybe something else bothers you more. If you get off on disturbing yourself, this is the gift that keeps on giving. Let’s break down the main elements:

     

    A)     A) A pregnant 14-year-old;

    B)    B)  Getting visibly drunk;

    C)     C)  Then driving drunk (without a license of course. A license to drive, that is, not a license for drunk driving.);

    D)   D)  Drunk driving dangerously and erratically;

    E)    E)  Making Jesus cry.

     

    As famed crack enthusiast Whitney Houston once said, “I believe the children are the future.”

     

    It actually gets worse. According to the arresting officer’s report...

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