I'm both repulsed by and strangely attracted to this new product, which if I understand it correctly is an edible Froot Loop-flavored straw-thing lined with sweetened faux-milk that you (well, your kid, actually) is supposed to suck real milk through. I'm pretty sure I would just skip the milk and crunch down the straw, like eating hardened bottom-of-the-box cereal-dust. Yeah. Yum! Finally someone marketed this little goldmine.
So...verdict? I'm just going to say that it's likely that my strange attraction has something to do with my not having had sugar in weeks and I'm suffering withdrawal, and we'll just chalk this little item up to the ranks of "EWWW" unless you can tell me differently. M'kay?