So I was innocently clicking around the 'ol Interweb when I came across this gallery of Best Pregnant Halloween Costumes
over at parents.com. I clicked on it and found picture after picture of
bare, swollen bellies dolled up in costume. A couple of them (see
photos 3 and 4) made me smile. The rest (see photos 2, 6, 9, 10 --
wow, seriously, 10 -- and several others) were vaguely
disturbing. I thought, "Man, there must be some cool Halloween costumes
that don't require women to w
alk around with American flags scrawled across their massive, naked stomachs."
So I thought some more. And I came up with seven costume ideas for the knocked-up set. That's okay. You can thank me later.
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