If you're like me, you're one of the approximately 136 million people who aren't going to watch the game. So what are you going to do?
1.
Shopping. With all that testosterone busy cramming Buffalo wings
into its collective mouth, there's plenty of room to spread out in the
aisles of your favorite home improvement store, whose employees will
likely be very happy to help you buy a lawn tractor or snow blower. Or anything.
2. Animal Planet's "Puppy Bowl III". Be sure not to miss the kitten half-time show.
3. See a movie. Again, short lines make this an attractive option.
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