Maybe I'm just lexically sensitive, but I have always hated the word
"panties." It's an awful word, the way it sounds, both when enunciated
("pan-tees") and also when not ("pannies").
My sister and I
would writhe on the floor when our mother used the word, which was
often: "Girls, put on your panties!" "fold your panties" "let's go buy
new panties" ... "panties, panties, panties!" As I got older and the
context broadened to include fancy women's underthings, I still never
found the word cute, sexy or the least bit dignified. Wanna get laid?
Don't tell me to take off my panties.
I've met more challenges
with the word since becoming the mother of two girls myself. Everyone
around us uses ''panties": doctors, preschool teachers, Hanes, grandmothers
(give it a rest, Mom!). Me? I stick with "undies" and "underwear,"
boring but comfortable.
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