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  • Are You There, Target? It's Me, Mama

    Target marketing execs? Are you reading this blog. Awww, that's so sweet of you. On behalf of the others here at Strollerderby, I'd like you to know we're flattered. Flattered and pleased! Pleased that you read us ... AND that you respond, so to speak, with changes ... for the better! For the good of young girls and boys and their Target-shopping families and picky, picky mamas.

    Target, you know what I'm talking about. But a bit of background for the readers.

    A couple of months ago when I got worked up into a lather over the spring Target circular that showed up in the mail. Every picture of every product was paired with a kid along such predictable and stringent gender lines that even Phyllis Schlafly might have felt uneasy.  

    Here's the crux:

     

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  • 10 Easter Basket Ideas for Your Kids

    Oh how I remember my own sweet childhood Easters.  The night before my head was giddy with the anticipation of the sweet riches the next day would bring. Also, I was little lightheaded from the Paws dye fumes. The next day, I tore through that basket engulfing every foil wrapped delight.  I'd get so strung out on the sugar that I ran around slapping people's backs and giggling at nothing like my uncle on Christmas after a few Maker's Mark and Sevens.

    This is the glory of Easter for a child: the one day a year you can act like a little drunk.  Or maybe you should go easy on the sugar this year.  

    Make the jump for 10 great ideas for your kid's Easter Basket...

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  • Controversy: Nature/Nurture

    Madeline's post this week expressing frustration and despair at the blatant sexism in her Target circular definitely pitted the feminist theorists against the . . . I don't know, what do you call those who pretty much said, "Chill out, it's just a Target circular"?   

    I too was raised to think of gender as a cultural construct.  My mom drilled into my head that girls like pink and dolls and dresses and boys like blue and trucks and guns because society tells us we should.  And I believed it.

    Now, can I hear from all of those who thought as I did until we had children who thwarted our every expectation?  Because I KNOW there's a lot of us out there.

     

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  • Target Sells Boys Powertools, Girls Purple Crap

    I'm in the middle of "Packaging Girlhood: Rescuing Our Daughters from Marketers' Schemes," which I know is sooooo last year (I'm behind on my reading). So perhaps my knees had been primed to jerk just as this half-catalog/half-circular from Target, featuring all their new spring stuff for kids, showed up in the mail. I had initially thrown it aside, but then I noticed a $5 coupon. I started flipping.

    By about Page 4, I get perturbed.

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  • Trolling Target can Uncover Deals

      Secret deals at Target! Secret deals at Target!

    Yeah, thought that would get your attention. Much as I want to be all high-minded about avoiding big box stores and their aisles of cheap Chinese crap, I'm totally Target's bitch and I'm willing to bet, given the hordes of fellow parents I see there who would typically not be caught dead in a discount store, you are too. Cute kid's clothes! Fashionable shoes and clothes for you! Well-designed housewares! What is not to like?

    So I found this post on Wise Bread and got, I confess, just a little tingly.

    It lays out what goes on clearance when – for example...

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  • Toy Recalls Not Successful

    Every time I read about yet another product recall, I picture this: customer service lines at Target stretching out the automatic doors, angry hordes of parents holding recalled items aloft while they chant slogans and demand better quality and attention to toy safety.

    “The children,” they scream with passion. “What about the children!”

    In reality, retailers poised to deal with the onslaught ...

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  • More Lead Toys are Quietly Leaving the Shelves, Unbeknownst to You and Me

    target bullseye dogDear Big Retailers,

    Hey. Some of us here have been concerned about all the lead toys being recalled. It's no fun having to dispose of Dora in the middle of the night because someone would rather beat her head against the wall repeatedly than give up her Dora. Oh wait. She did that anyway. But you know what I mean, right?

    So let me get right down to it.

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  • Pregcellent: You Are Getting Sleepy...You Will Do Whatever Liz Lange Says

    Attention all pregnistas! Stop your prenataling immediately and listen to Liz Lange. Liz Lange makes maternity clothes for the stars! Liz Lange makes maternity clothes for the masses! Liz Lange has two kids! According to a recent press release, "Liz Lange is practically a maternity EXPERT!" But if you are worth your Week 28 weight in maternity info, you already knew that.

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  • Pink Balls For Girls

    pink mittThank you Title IX! Target has come out with a line of pink sporting goods like mitts, volleyballs, and basketballs. Presumably these are designed for girls, or boys who are comfortable enough with themselves to adopt a rosier approach to athleticism.

    On first glance, it might be tempting to hate on this stuff as going with the stereotype. Why do girls get everything marketed to them as princess pink fairy lacy frou frou? But I look at this equipment, and I see a nice revolution. If a girl is in the oh-so-common pink phase, she might like having a ball that appeals to her color love, and therefore be more into trying a sport. And my long range hope is that with more and more girls participating in athletic endeavors, we'll see some serious improvements in the current palette of black-red-orange-forest green-white-gold that dominates most sports. Where's the lavender? The bronze? The aquamarine? The sky blue? (Note: don't send me examples of pro sports teams that use these colors, because they are the exception rather than the norm.) Maybe we'll start seeing some uniforms that aren't an ugly blend of two colors that shouldn't go together. Down with man colors! Grrrl power!

    Besides, being a feminist athlete doesn't mean you can't accessorize well or wear something bright. Tennis has had well-known women players for ages, and even though white ruled the sport for a long time, I love some of the newer ensembles. And when we bought this pink mitt for my daughter's T-ball season, it was a big hit on the field. Kids begged for a chance to use it. Interestingly, some of the boys did refuse to borrow it even though they had forgotten their own mitts and would have to catch bare-handed. Time to come around, young sons, and get comfortable with "girl" colors. You'll be seeing a lot more of us with our hot pink and lavender mitts on the field in the future.  


  • Things Fall Apart: Target Bikes

    Target recall bikeI hate it when I sent my kid out to ride his bike and he comes home and tells me the darn thing fell apart.  Not that it's happened, not to me and my kid, but it could to you and yours if your kid owns one of the 32,000 Triax PK-7 or Vertical PK-7 bikes sold at Target, which have all been recalled because of cracking frames (so inconvenient, those cracking frames, causing all sorts of trouble, injuries, things like that). 

    If you own such a thing (identifiable by the model numbers 8509-24 on the Triax and 8596-71& on the Vertical, both 20-inch kids' bikes which sold for about $100), run, don't ride to your nearest Tarjay for a full refund


     


  • Things Fall Apart: Little Tree Wood Activity Cart

    cart recallOh, I would totally buy this.  It's made of wood (wood=good!), it's cute, inexpensive (sold at Target for about $20), and it looks like something my son would love.  After all, it comes with blocks (for throwing) and wheels (for pushing the thing repeatedly into walls).  Yep, Eric would totally love this.  Too bad the Little Tree Wood Activity Cart Toy has been recalled, then.  That's right, it seems that the hubcaps detach, thus providing a choking hazard. (Oh well, we already have this one from Ikea anyway.)

    But if you have one, and you might since about 18,500 people bought one last year or early this year, you can get a refund at Target.  Meanwhile, take it away!  No chokables!  Now!  (I'll wait).



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