Why yes, I do have an extra USB port handy and available, why do you ask? Because it totally needs to be filled with a dancing robot, that's why! Okay, so maybe I'm amused at simple things (I did spend several days recently getting into and out of a car with a whoopee cushion under the seat, so apparently I'm not above juvenile humor), but I think this little guy rocks! Plug him in and he performs intricate interpretive dance moves to your choice of tunes. Well, maybe I exaggerated a bit there; it looks like he sways and blinks lights. Same thing, almost!
What do you think: shall it be Sufjan Stevens, or Calexico, or maybe just Snow Patrol? Dead Can Dance? Am I totally outing myself here with my lame taste in music?
Still, for $25 it looks like he can amuse the under-fives for the rest of the summer. Until school. Which cannot start too soon.