When you're a mom, your days often take unexpected turns. Baby barfs
on your blazer just as you're heading out the door. Your six-ye
ar-old
decides to eat dog food just to see what it tastes like. Or you give
your three-old a package of straws and realize some of them are shaped
like male genitalia.
Uh ... what?
That's what happened to Andrea Bailey of Ashland, Ky., notes BoingBoing in a recent blog post.
She purchased some Fun Straws at a Wal-Mart for her daughter, Ashlynn,
and, well, turns out they were a little more fun than she was expecting.
"Two
of them are shaped like the male private area," she tells WSAZ TV
reporter RandyYohe, who, God bless him, attempts to suggest that maybe the
straws are supposed to look like rocket ships. But as a veteran
newsman, he ultimately comes to the obvious conclusion: That's a
wee-wee.
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