Heather Mills was asked what she thought about Alec Baldwin's fiery voicemail message of "love" to his daughter. (Cue: My husband screaming, "WHO CARES WHAT SHE THINKS!? STOP READING THAT!")
Mills says it's wrong to speak to your daughter that way but she's not one to sit around saying, 'Ooh, that is terrible, and we are all perfect, it's all wonderful,' Which is good because that barely makes any sense. She says because his daughter lives with her mother and Alec is on the outside looking in we don't know what is going on behind closed doors. She also mentioned how much respect she has for both Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin because of his work with animal rights.
Wait, this is all making sense now. Alec Baldwin loves animals. Maybe when he called his daughter a "rotten little pig" and "a rude, thoughtless little pig" he saying it as a term of endearment because he loves animals! Look at the little piggies! The adorable rotten and rude little piggies!
Maybe when he said, "I'm gonna let you know just how angry I am... I'm gonna get on a plane, and I'm gonna come out there for the day, and I'm gonna straighten your ass out when I see you... I'm gonna really make sure you get it..." Maybe he was going to straighten her out with love, he was going to show her what a rotten little pig she is with love. Haven't all of us rotten little piggies been loved straight before? Oh wait, wrong movie.
She goes on to tell, presumably America but maybe little Ireland herself, to forgive Mr. Baldwin. But I'm not entirely sure if the public is supposed to forgive anything since remember? We don't know what's going on behind closed doors. I think he'll want to settle that with his little piggie.
