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  • Photos of Ashton and Flea for Your Father's Day Pleasure

    bruce ashton and famFather's Day is just around the corner, and it is such a special holiday, I wish it came two or three times a year. You know why, right? Because it is an opportunity for every magazine to feature hot, drool-worthy dads being all shirtless and fatherly and... Okay, I'm kidding. All these dads are wearing shirts, except Flea, and now that you mention it, I don't think I've ever even seen him in a shirt. I bet he just has one giant dresser drawer of sweat socks with a couple pairs of skater shorts thrown in for formal occasions. But hey, I'm not judging, and neither should Lionel Richie, who only ever wears blouses. Those two will each get a nice t-shirt from me for Father's Day this year.

    Anyhow, these dads are all featured in In Style, and the photos are from Joyce Ostin's upcoming book on celeb daddies. Sadly, no hot photos of Daddy Depp for me and Melissa and a bajillion other women and men to smooch all over, but there's still some nice shots here. I do hope next time someone will stop John Belushi from comparing fatherhood to beekeeping. Mr. Rod Stewart wins the prize for cutest baby, and he looks pretty darn good himself, though really, who doesn't look superb in black-and-white. Especially that non-traditional Willis-Kutcher-Moore family. And I know this is a bad thing to think, but wow, wouldn't it be freaky if you were a teenage girl and Ashton Kutcher was your stepfather? I mean, I don't love him for his brain or anything, but boy, is he pretty. If I had to share a bathroom with him during my teen years I'd be all kinds of conflicted.

     


  • Demi Wants Ashton's Baby. Who Wouldn't?

    Let's get one thing straight. Any woman who can net herself an Ashton Kutcher is fine by me -- heroic even.  Have you checked him out?  He's all meringue and cream, and nothing bitter and Die Hard either.  If you haven't yet had a chance to check out the vacationing Demi Moore, Kutcher, Willis pics in this month's Vanity Fair, do yourself and your salivary glands a favor and buy it.  Three dollars has never been better spent, friends!

     Meanwhile, over at Casa de Older Lady Lover Romance, apparently Demi is waxing poetical about the desire to birthe a baby boy with her hunky Ash.  And all that goes through my mind is this: "Why mess with perfection, sister? Your kids are all mature and teen-like and pretty and joint-custodied.. Don't mess with your free time by having a wee baby!!"

    On the other hand, if Ashton were my hubs, maybe I'd want to see him sprung out all mini-like too. 


  • Bruce, Demi, and Ashton Are Actually Endearing

    bruce willis vfBruce Willis posed with ex-wife Demi Moore and her better half Ashton “thank god he’s stopped with the trucker hats” Kutcher for a Vanity Fair spread that pokes fun at their family arrangement.

    In one photo, Demi and Ashton cuddle in a speedboat while Willis fishes next to them. Willis told VF, “It's hard for people to understand but we go on vacations together. Demi is the mother of my children and Ashton is the stepfather. ... I'm thrilled that Ashton turned out to be such a great guy.” Bruce and Demi have three (now teenage) children together: Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah.

    It’s nice to see a magazine family photo spread used to spread goodwill rather than discontent for a change. And I have to say this made me feel warm towards that whole family. Because 1) it’s great when both members of a divorced couple can put aside differences and come together for the sake of the kids, and 2) I love celebrities who make fun of themselves. Fine Bruce, you are hereby forgiven for House of Blues.



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