It’s the stuff of family lore – the time sibling rivalry reared back its ugly head and cut a chunk out of my brother’s hair. Hey, it wasn’t my fault – he fell into the scissors.
Where there are two children with the same parents, nine times out of ten, there are fights. To those of you who shared bon bons and bon mots with your siblings, goody, goody for you. The rest of us would like to plant our butts on your hip and fart. You ought to know what it feels like – we definitely do.
One sister in New York City must have had her fair share of gas passed in her general direction. Her brother issued a Craigslist wanted ad for a girlfriend last week – specifically one who would annoy the piss out of his sister. (Read the whole ad here.)
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