C’mon, don’t act shocked. Have you seen Barbie? The slut can’t
keep her clothes on. Only a sexual deviant could mastermind such a lascivious little
hussy.
According to the book "Toy Monster: The Big, Bad World of
Mattel," Jack Ryan, Barbie's designer, was a "full-blown
seventies-style swinger" with "a manic need for sexual
gratification."
In the book a friend of Ryan’s divulges, "When Jack
talked about creating Barbie ... it was like listening to somebody talk about a
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