Are you ready to RAWK?
Korn is kicking off the "Family Values" tour. The tour, created in 1996 by the fine gentlemen of Korn, returned in 2006 after a five-year hiatus, and was hella successful, bro. Now this tour features Atreyu (that's from
Neverending Story, isn't it?) and Trivium. Also headlining is Hell Yeah, a band featuring Pantera(!) drummer Vinnie Paul Abbott. As I type this, one hand is automatically making devil horns, while the other is compulsively reaching around for a lighter.
Korn is also releasing an eighth studio album, called...it, uh, has no name. "'We didn't want to label this album,' Korn frontman Jonathan Davis said
in a statement. 'It has no boundaries; it has no limits and why not
just let our fans call it whatever they wanna call it?'" That's right, society can't make us label our album, cuz those are the suits' rules. Metal is about rebellion. So maybe this fan will just call it, Korn friggin rocks you so hard your teeth get loose and you can't contain it cuz it's so insane so don't even try you wussy. Our family values nu-metal, baby. Though the kid is actually more of an old-school Sabbath fan, to be honest.
