Autumn Sullivan Corbett Fitzsimmons Jeffries Hart Burns Johnson Willard
Dempsey Tunney Schmeling Sharkey Carnera Baer Braddock Louis Charles
Walcott Marciano Patterson Johansson Liston Clay Frazier Foreman Brown.
You can't get any weirder (or longer) than that. Why? Because little Autumn, if I can call her that for short, has 25 middle names and they're all the names of past boxing champs.
Clearly a page from the "How can we get any weirder?" school of parenting, little Autumn's mum also has 25 middle names. It's well, a family tradition. What, passing on guilt wasn't good enough for them? Autumn's mum was 10, by the way, before she memorized her own name.
There. Take that, Metallica!