'Member when you and your partner went out and got a puppy, your starter baby?
And you loved her and fed her and cleaned her and walked her with the
devotion of a well-paid nanny? Now that you're pregnant, you're so
excited for your family of four -- you, Daddy/Mommy, baby and Stella,
your now full-grown pitbull?
Turns out, Stella's not so excited.
In fact, you're not really gonna love Stella like you did, pre-Baby.
And that makes Stella sad. Mad and sad. And that might make Baby -- how
shall I put this? -- a crunchy, munchy snack (or, at least, a reason to
start pissing all over the floor again).
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