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  • Because Pregnant Women Can't Make Mix Tapes

    Disclaimer: I love the March of Dimes. The March of Dimes does great work and is a force for good. This, however, is a silly idea.

     

     

     

     

     

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  • Remembering Celine Dion: Good-Bye to My Pregnant Celebrity

     This is about Celine Dion. But please, bear with me.

    She ended her show in Las Vegas, said her good-byes and apparently cried a bit. All this Celine attention is taking me back.

    Remember when she was just so darn big? Way back in the “Titanic days.” We heard, time and again, her story: roraied in poverty in Quebec, voice of an angel, gets a manager as a young teen, and (this is where we all start to squirm) falls in love with said manager, career goes pretty well, sings hit theme ballad to hit cloying love story movie and for years – literally years – her big nasally voice played on a loop inside our heads, near, far, wherever we were? Remember?

    And some people loved her, they just loved her. Read this for a taste of that crazy.

    But this is not my good-bye to Celine Dion, because I never cared for her music or her voice or her uplifting life tale, rags to riches, all that. Never had a burning desire to see her show in Vegas. Ever. This isn’t about Celine the entertainer.

    This is about how I still give her bits of my attention, because we have a connection, me and Celine:

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  • Celine Dion: Desperate for a Daughter, Or Too Lazy to take Junior to Supercuts?

    It used to be that there were only one or two acceptable ways to style the hair of your boy cub: the buzz cut/flat top, or the bowl cut.  Simple, easy, cookie-cutter coifs that clearly divided the boys from the girls. 

    Not anymore.  Now we've got the mohawks, the surfer dude shags, and everything in between.  It is not uncommon (in my neck of the woods, anyway) to see little boys with barrettes in their hair, or perfectly executed cornrows running in lanes down their backs.  I even saw a little boy with a braid the other day - definitely a first. But rarely do I see the kind of full-on glossy, Fabio-esque, down-to-there mane that graces the head of Celine Dion's 6 year-old son, Rene-Charles.

    Dude.   

    I'm all for long-haired hippy boys - in fact, I love them, and secretly wish I had one -  but when Mama makes a kajillion dollars a night, split ends should not be kickin' like James Brown on a Saturday night at the Apollo.  Maybe when her run at Caesar's Palace ends this year, Celine will finally have time to drag her little guy in for a quick snip.  Or better yet, I could just take care of it myself, right now.  Quick, Rene-Charles, run into the kitchen and grab me a pair of scissors, STAT!  We can sell the trimmings on Ebay, and buy your mom a clue.



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