The Consumer Product Safety Commission, the folks who bring us our
never-ending Things Fall Apart series on product recalls, have
published a list of things to know when it comes to playground safety.
Things like, Never Attach Ropes to the Equipment, and Always Supervise
Young Children. But clearly, the CPSC, while well-meaning, left a few
items out. The Strollerderby crew has come up with some extra tips to
make your playground time this year the best ever:
1. Stay away from men in trenchcoats.
2. Those hyperdermic needles in the sand do not make good guns.
3. If the other "kids" playing at the playground have beards and are as tall as your dad, it's time to go home.
4. Don't eat the gum stuck to the underside of the slide.
5. No, you don't know where anybody's lost puppy went.
6. Think of the grass around fire hydrants as the same as "yellow snow".
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