I know virtually nothing about golf, but that won't stop me from speculating that Tiger Wood's poor performance in the British Open might be due to his role as a new parent. "Tiger Woods will fly back to Florida without the
claret jug he had dreamed of presenting to his new baby daughter..." Don't worry Tiger: kids that age appreciate a little quality time with the boob more than any big golf prize. Welcome to the big wide world of parenthood!
Just so you know, Tiger, it does get easier in some ways. In a few years you'll get more than three hours of unbroken sleep and you'll be able to leave the house without a caddy to schlep your massive diaper bag. If your golf game suffers in the meantime, we won't hold it against you. After all, many of us sacrificed our sanity, our careers, and our looks to the raising babies enterprise, so we've got your back. When you trade in a few of those hours on the green for walking up and down the block like a zombie with a squalling infant in the Bjorn, we're your fans for life.
