
Welcome to
Mustaches for Kids, your chance to run a marathon
for a children’s charity—“without the exertion, cramps, or dehydration.”
Instead of actually
running, you
simply have to sit around drinking beer and letting the facial hair directly
above your upper lip grow. Naturally, friends, family, and strangers on the
street will appreciate your sacrifice so much they will be eager to give you
donations for children’s charities such a Make-a-Wish Foundation and New
Orleans Children’s Hospital. And you better get started now: the Growing Season
is from Thanksgiving to Christmas.
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