
By now I think my fascination with
One Step Ahead might be bordering on obsession. It's like
my Gilmore Girls. I had a nice run where I laughed hysterically about the
giggle bug, the naughty seat,
the hands-free carrier, the helmet, and the tub bumper... And then came
the cart cover. Many of y'all said the
cart cover rocked hard. I am happy to eat crow*, cuz it's a good source of protein and I can save my carbs for cake, darling.
But now I sense a sweet opportunity to mine the parent pool. Before I go off half-snarked I want to hear from you if these products are ridiculous or crucial. Feel free to weigh in on whatever and whichever side, because, you know the old expression, opinions are like... a part of the body I do believe in keeping quite clean and germ-free.
The Ear & Throat Illuminator (Otoscope). You know, like doctors use to check you out. Should these be in the hands of untrained parents eager to diagnose every ailment, given the perils of home medicine? Is it worth the $44.95? Or is it more like, "even I can tell when an ear canal is red and swollen, and I don't want to make a damn appointment every time I suspect something is up."
The Inflate-a-Potty. Whoa now, a travel potty is no big thing, but one that has to be blown up is a little different. I think this one is not so much with the ultra-sterile, even with liners. It says it has an "inflating tube" but I'm unclear if you have to put your mouth on it to inflate, and if so, ugh. Even if there's no chance of contact with the potty contents, I already have the heebie jeebies. Also, I really, really don't want to carry a potty in my purse, I just don't. And I just know we'd pop that sucker in 30 seconds flat. But perhaps this is the toilet we've all been looking for. Do tell.
(By the way, the names of these things just slay me. So far I've snorted out loud at the PiddlePad, a carseat liner for "big time blowouts, and potty training uh-ohs" and the Utterly Yours Breast Pillow. Because I needed more cow associations when I was nursing.)
Now please share.
*That helmet is still the lamest thing ever.