When a Texas area TV station took its cameras on an undercover
operation into the Chuck E. Cheese's restaurants in the San Antonio
area, they were trying to catch the "kid checkers" breaking bad. I hope
they took their earplugs.
Chuck E. Cheese's is heaven for little
kids. And like any good (albeit lapsed) Catholic, I firmly believe in
heaven's eternal opposite. Yes, Chuck E. Cheese's is hell on Earth for
parents. The rat himself is Satan, come to burn our tongues with oily
cheese pizza and our ears with the searing sounds of shrieking children
let loose on a play floor with a cup full of coins.
Read More...