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  • Your Holiday-Stress Affects Your Kids

    grinchHey! Isn't it great to know that everything you do is watched by people who file every little thing away in their huge complicated computers?

    And no, I'm not talking about these annoying people who make studies that blame all our kids' problems on the parents. No, I'm talking about your kids. Our kids, because we all have the same situation: kids pick up on what we are feeling in everything we do and are affected by it.

     

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  • Safer Toys Holiday Shopping Guide

    Recall Fever has made 2007 a scary one.  And with the hoilday season heading barreling towards us like a runaway train, millions of parents, myself included, find themselves in the precarious positioin of trying to balance holiday gift giving - and receiving -  with toy safety, something we've never really had to think about in previous years.  Not an easy feat when you consider the fact that the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) has recalled more than 70 brands of toys for a total of more than 25 million products.  It's enough to make your head spin like an imported, lead-painted top.  

    What are we going to do?  First thing's first: keep up to date with which toys are being recalled at the Consumer Product Safety Commission Page.  Be firm with well-meaning friends and family about which safe toys, and toy alternatives, they can buy for your little ones.  It may feel a little weird to pass out lists of pre-approved holiday gift ideas, but what else can we do?  At this point it's all about our kids' safety, and using our consumer power for good instead of evil.

    Cool Mom Picks Safer Toy Guide 2007 is a great site to visit for safer toy suggestions.  The Not Quite Crunchy Parent came up with some excellent toy alternatives.  The People's Media Company has taken this years top toy trends and united them with cheaper (or free!) alternatives. 

    Shopping for kiddie gifts this year will require a little more diligence than we're used to, but it can be done. That being said, though, there's never been a stronger arguement for a back-to-basics, gift-free or homemade-gifts-only holiday season... it sure would get the message across that we, as parents, are mad as hell about the incredibly dangerous "toys" being marketed to our kids, and that we aren't going to take it anymore.


  • Open Your Mouth: What's Cooking in the Holiday Aftermath

    "Open your mouth" is one of the first things we say to our children, moments after their birth. We say it when we're introducing them to solids, we say it to toddlers when they seem to be hiding something not-quite-edible in there, we combine it with "...and just try a bite, please!" to encourage stubborn preschoolers to give up their food prejudices. Food is so important to health, to happiness, to social interaction, and the habits we instill in our children need to last a lifetime. So, let's open wide.

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  • Cure Your Holiday Stress Today

    In a clever post, Momish discusses what ails us this holiday season:  Holiday Histrionics Disorder -- a diagnosis with the following symptoms:

    1. Feeling keyed up or on edge, with the inability to distinguish between meaningful and insignificant issues (eminent bankruptcy vs. broken tree ornaments)
    2. Obsessive concern and worry over lists
    3. Difficulty concentrating or mind going blank, forgetfulness
    4. Impatience, irritability displayed in crowded public places
    5. Sudden aggressive or violent emotions (mostly directed towards seasonal retail help and/or significant other)
    6. Intense aversion to the colors green and/or red (except regarding foods or drinks)
    7. Constant worry or depression over weight gain
    To this excellent list I'd add:
      1. Desire to harm Salvation Army bell ringers coupled with deeply mean thoughts about church ladies and cheerful people
      2. Inability to envision Peace on Earth
      3. End of the World starting to seem "ok."

    If you or your loved ones are suffering from abnormally high levels of holiday stress, here are some quick cures, in order of effectiveness:

    • Sex on the kitchen floor -- yes it's often uncomfortable, but you'll feel wild and young after you do it
    • Mimosas -- morning alcohol that is socially appropriate.  Need I say more?
    • Chocolate
    • Teach your children to say funny things in LOUD voices in PUBLIC places (e.g., "Mom - Why are Republicans going to Hell?  Is it because they don't care about poor people?")
    • Walk by grocery check-out and secretly make fun of everyone who buys "People"
    And you? What are your solutions to holiday stress?


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