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• Angelina Jolie Voted Hottest Mom by Deluded Women Everywhere

  Beer tastes good. My kid is the cutest kid. Ever. And "dad's night out" does not in any way involve strippers. In other news, Angelina Jolie was voted hottest mom. Women's Day Magazine surveyed 1,000 women who had nothing better to do, and they chose Angelina Jolie as the hottest mom out there -- right in front of Kelly Ripa (those voters must be deaf), Jennifer Garner, Brooke Shields and Gwen Stefani. Cleary these women are deluded. Trust me, Angelina Jolie will not take your child off your hands. Not even to babysit. Believe me, I've tried. She's only interested in the kids Madonna left behind. As for dads, I was for one reason or another left off the list. *Stupid Johnny Depp.*  Posted Apr 24 2007, 11:01 AM by Mike Adamick (Cry It Out!) with | with 4 comment(s) Filed under: angelina jolie, Madonna, hot mamas, hot men, mommies

• 5 Movies To Make Mama Hot

  Are you a parent not getting enough loving? You're not alone.  Get about three drinks into any cocktail party (especially if men and women are in different rooms) and the talk will quickly turn to sex: He wants it, she doesn't.  She longs for it, but can't muster the energy after a long day of mothering or working and mothering.  Fights over differing level of desire seem to heat up after having kids, when there is less of everything to go around, especially sleep.  And while on-line enterprises such as Babes in Toyland and Good Vibrations hock clever wares to address problems plaguing dull bedrooms everywhere, until they sell "Sleep in a Box" or "Daddy's Foreplay Kit: Do the Dishes" another pair of handcuffs and a leather thong won't solve the problem. Read More... Posted Jan 21 2007, 07:19 PM by Rachael Brownell (Redsy) with | with 8 comment(s) Filed under: hot mamas, Daniel Craig, Casino Royale, James Bond, Daniel Craig in Swimsuit, hot men, 007, Good Vibrations, Babes in Toyland, Eminem, Keira Knightley