You know that scene from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life where John Cleese's teacher character give his charges a class in "sex education" by screwing his wife in front of them? Only in the movies, right? One can only pray. Still, reality has a way of proving that it's more fiendish and bizarre than Hollywood could ever hope.
For months, school administrators for the Warren Township District wouldn't talk about what was rumored to have happened in a sixth grade class at the Raymond Park Middle School in Indianapolis, Indiana. Now, they're finally admitting that two students got it on in full view of an "experienced teacher" and 10 student witnesses. Even worse? School officials told everyone to shut the hell up and pretend it never happened.
The teacher supposedly turned the students in the minute he realized what was happening. But, come on. Most classrooms aren't that large. Can you say "out of control class"? Whoops, too late - your students are already copulating!
