We planned this Smackdown awhile ago, not long after my daughter opened
a Scuba Barbie for Christmas. Her grandparents, who had refused to
purchase a Barbie for their own daughter, were beyond thrilled to buy
one for mine.
"Every girl should have a Barbie," they gushed. My wife stared at them in slack-jawed, open-mouth wonder.
"What the hell?" she said, "I wanted a Barbie for years!"
If
someone had taken Tiny Tim's crutch and beaten him about his frail,
twisted legs while eating all the Christmas goose, it still would have
been a merrier scene than the one at our house at that moment.
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