Finally. It's here! A family-friendly, inviting and sure to be delicious new chain of eating establishments that has something for everyone. Everyone who likes their buffalo wings served a side of boobs, that is.
Joe Francis, creator of the popular Girls Gone Wild video empire, is launching a chain of GGW restaurants, the first two of which are expected to open mid-summer in Cabo San Lucas and Cancun, Mexico. (Also in the works: GGW clothing and swimwear lines. Ugh.) Sources say Francis insists that there will be no stripping or filming in the restaurants, where he hopes women will feel "sexy, exciting and edgy."
At this point in my life, going out to dinner is pretty much my only source of entertainment, save for the occasional night at the movies or at a show. And seventy-five percent of my eating out is done with my two young daughters, so I am beyond thrilled that GGW: The Restaurant will be opening its doors soon (outside of Mexico, Francis projects that more restaurants will be welcomed with open arms in other resort and/or college towns around the U.S.). Because burgers and beers are so much more "edgy" and "exciting" when the waitress who brings them to the table is shaking her boobs in mommy's face like it's the first night of spring break in Key West, 2007!! Yeah!!! WOOOOOO!!!!
Every, single parent I know laments the lack of child-friendly restaurants in their area. But not anymore. Thanks, Joe Francis. We owe you one.
[Via MamaPop]
