I love Dave Letterman with a passion. I remember trying my best as a kid to stay up late just to watch his goofy antics, which I didn't always understand but always thought were cool. Free hams! What did it mean?
So this is a public service announcement for Dave and his family -- because I really hope the cops have already warned him. But if not -- watch out, dude. The asshat who conceived a plot to kidnap your son has just escaped from prison.
Kelly Frank, 45, apparently drove away from a Montana work prison thingy and is now being sought by police.
From the news: Frank was arrested in March 2005 on allegations that he had devised a plan to kidnap Letterman's son, lied to investigators and overcharged Letterman for painting work at his ranch.
The kidnap charges were later dropped, but Frank was sentenced to 10 years in prison for overcharging Letterman on the paint work. 10 years for paint? He's gotta be pissed.
