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  • Breaking News: Letterman Kidnap Convict Escapes

    I love Dave Letterman with a passion. I remember trying my best as a kid to stay up late just to watch his goofy antics, which I didn't always understand but always thought were cool. Free hams! What did it mean?

    So this is a public service announcement for Dave and his family -- because I really hope the cops have already warned him. But if not -- watch out, dude. The asshat who conceived a plot to kidnap your son has just escaped from prison.

    Kelly Frank, 45, apparently drove away from a Montana work prison thingy and is now being sought by police.

    From the news: Frank was arrested in March 2005 on allegations that he had devised a plan to kidnap Letterman's son, lied to investigators and overcharged Letterman for painting work at his ranch. 

    The kidnap charges were later dropped, but Frank was sentenced to 10 years in prison for overcharging Letterman on the paint work. 10 years for paint? He's gotta be pissed.


  • The Facts About The Facts On Missing Children

    With the fresh exposure given to the subject of missing children recently after the recovery of two Missouri boys, the media has been full of statistics. Big, scary, ominous statistics. One of the biggest (scariest, most ominous) numbers I've heard bandied about on the news is this: 800,000. That is, according to various news outlets, the number of children that disappear in the United States every year.

    800,000? Holy crap, that's a lot of kids! But are those statistics we're hearing, most of which are attributed to "experts" and "sources", accurate? Slate Magazine's Explainer column gets to the bottom of the question, and the results are, to me, simultaneously comforting and unnerving: 800,000 happens to be pretty damn close to the number of children reported missing in a twelve-month period in 2002. However, that takes into account a lot of different definitions of "missing", which Slate Explainer breaks down. Most of those reports weren't abductions of any kind, and most of the reports that were abductions were, as we're also frequently informed by the media, family related. Slate also notes the grey areas within the categories themselves.

    The number of "stereotypical kidnappings", those that involve ransom, the intent to keep a child permanently, or death? 115. That puts those boys in Missouri in rare company, indeed.



  • Missing Missouri Boys Found Alive!

    This is one of those horrifying missing child stories that, thankfully, has a happy ending for two sets of parents, and further supports my theory that all vans should be made out of the same material that makes Wonder Woman's airplane invisible.

    Ben Ownby, 13, disappeared earlier this week while waiting for a bus near his home in rural Missouri. A massive search effort has been underway. Then today officers serving a warrant spotted a white van that matched the description of the one seen in the vicinity where Ownby disappeared.

    When police searched the flat of the van owner, not only did they discover Ownby, but also Shawn Hornbeck, 15, a boy that has been missing for four years. Hornbeck went out to ride his bike in Washington County, Missouri and never came home.  He was 11-years-old at the time.

    Both boys appeared healthy and have been reunited with their parents. Kidnapping charges were levied against the white-van-owning scumbag, Michael Devlin, who is being held on $1 million bail, with more charges expected.

    Also expected for Devlin: prison justice.

     
    [photo credit of Shawn Hornbeck: Childsearch]



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