Scene: two parents sitting in their kitchen, having an important discussion about their child's future.
"Waaall, Mother, I 'spect that littlun over thar of the neighbors'd like to marry our gal. What do ya say 'bout it?"
"But Daddy, she ain't even one year old yet!"
"That's okay, 'cause I hear that babies can git hitched nowadays right here in Arkansaw. There's no age limit no more."
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