Oh,
Lindsay, Lindsay. I know as a mom I'm supposed to have a nice store of
down-home wisdom for you, I'm supposed to lament the influence you have
on our growing girls. But hon--this is a mom letter, so I have to call
you hon, right?--I just have one little resolution for you for the new
year. See, I know you've been all coked out and drunk-bunny, and
frankly, lots of us did crazy, unwise, wretched things in our youth.
While you have the great fortune to have money and all that, you also
have the misfortune to be very much in the public eye. But because I
think unlike your hard-partying waste-of-skin contemporaries like
Paris, you actually have some (acting, not musical) talent going for
you, I'd like you to do just one thing differently for 2008.
Stop sleeping with these guys who run to the press and yippity yap about what it was like to screw you.
Read More...
