So why is it you let a guy stop shaving and be all dark and depressed and it's a turnon? Why?? And he even doesn't get to talk in his posh British accent! So why am I so turned on?
So, what a surprise, he's depressed. Lalalala. Aren't we all? Like it doesn't come out in his acting AT ALL. (Why is he still so hot? I mean, he's ollllld and all. I don't get it.)
Maybe he's been looking at pictures of Britney. Like this one.That would send me into a dark spiral, for sure.
Though maybe the sight of Heidi Klum in a cat suit would cheer him up. A little.
But then, Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen. Ew. (How does he tell the difference? is she the depressed one or the anorexic one?)
