
The family of an eighth grader is
suing the Chicago Board of Education, because a substitute teacher allegedly showed the film
Brokeback Mountain in class. Dude, if I had known you could sue whenever a sub showed a movie, I'd be rolling in cash right now. I mean, they're asking for $500,000 in damages! What? Oh, it actually looks the family is going to court because the R-rated film supposedly caused the girl "psychological distress" and she had to undergo treatment and counseling.
Now, before you think the girl and her family are just a bunch of drama queens, let's think about this. I mean, Brokeback is a film about two gay cowboys who have to hide and deny their love for each other for fear of social retaliation. Perhaps this young girl wasn't aware of the pain gays and lesbians have had to face when small-minded people practice hate. I'm sure when she saw the film, she was so disturbed by the truth about homophobia that she became traumatized. It's hard for kids to swallow how insanely prejudiced people can be. Now that she's undergone counseling and her eyes are open to the oppression that still persists, I'm sure she and her family will start marching in Pride parades and campaigning for gay rights, so that no one will have to experience that level of pain again.
You don't think that was it?
Anyway, I was also psychologically traumatized by this film- when it didn't get the "Best Picture" Oscar. (Crash? WTF?) But I'm not sure I want my child watching R-rated films in school. I'd much rather she saw them in the traditional way: by sneaking into the theater with her friends. The family suing says they felt they had no recourse other than litigation, since they already complained to administrators in the past when some of the school reading material contained curse words. How much you wanna bet it was Catcher in the [Goddamn] Rye?