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  • Tracking the Baby Jesus

    baby jesus is trackableI don't know if you are aware of this, but around this time of year there's typically a rash of stolen baby Jesus stories. Pranksters (I love that word) make off with baby Jesus out of nativity scenes all over the country, and often there's a sort of cat-and-mouse game where nativity scene keepers try and devise methods of preventing the infant savior from disappearing. Well, after a Florida town's Jesus went missing from the founder's circle nativity scene despite being bolted down (Mission Impossible 12 anyone?) a Jewish attorney in Cincinnati donated a new figure, and this time the scene keeper has taken unusual precautions to protect him from disappearing again. In addition to erecting a plexiglass  screen in front of the display, people in the town raised money to do something else. Can you guess what? I'll give you a hint: Once the season is over, someone could probably get extra use out of the figure by afixing him to the dashboard of a car, perhaps next to a plastic adult version of his holy self.

    Yep, the townsfolk raised money to...

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  • Baby Jesus Walks

    As you lick your wounds from braving that 6 a.m opening at Best Buy on Black Friday, perhaps it's time to sit down and think about the true meaning of the holiday. After all, nothing says Christmas like a plastic baby doll bolted to the ground with a bicycle cable.

    That penally festive manger scene is located in Daley Plaza in downtown Chicago, site of quite a few baby Jesus thefts over the past few years. Thieves have made off with so many dolls over the past few years that the volunteers who construct the display, who unironically call themselves "The God Squad," have taken to bolting their infant savior to the plywood crib. One member of the squad showed his true Christianity by suggesting that baby Jesus be electrified, so thieves "could see Jesus firsthand."

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