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  • Childbirth Smackdown: It’s Called The Natural for a Reason

    We are a Nation doped up on hypocrisy and anesthetized to the double-standard wherein one group is pardoned for the same actions for which another is condemned.

    One where the reputations and records of baseball immortals like 7-time Cy Young award winning pitcher Roger Clemens, All-time Home Run Champion Barry Bonds and former Viagra Spokesperson Rafael Palmerio are tarnished forever for a SINGLE positive drug test or for the ALLEGED use of performance enhancing drugs; yet it’s the same country in which women can openly, knowingly and brazenly take drugs during labor to enhance the performance of their delivery.

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  • Unassisted Birth -- Help Me Out

    When I read stories about women who opt to give birth at home allllll by themselves -- no help from a midwife or a doctor or a staff of nurses -- I think to myself, "can you blame them?" I know, I know, a lot of you are thinking these people are just trying to be heroes or adhere to some kind of radical hippie code that shuns any relationship with established authority. Or you think they're narcissistic idiots who put their own childbirth dreams above the health and safety of an innocent child. Homebirth moms get that kind of talk too. 

    But I think all that's wrong. Quite wrong.

    Pregnant women in the U.S. are in this totally weird position ...

     

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  • Midwife-Assisted Homebirth? Wussy.

    doctor birthJust when you thought your midwife-assisted homebirth was about as natural as you could get, enter the freebirth. (And this birth you cannot change... What?) Freebirthing (not to be confused with freeballing or freebasing, though I'd much rather do either) basically means having your baby at home, with no attendant. Proponents feel birth has been hyped up as a scary thing, when in fact, we've been doing it for thousands of years. I mean, it's not like women have been dying in childbirth for thousands of years...oh. But advocates contend that the main dangers of childbirth come from "poverty, intervention, and fear". If you've covered the first, an unattended birth is a matter of dealing with the latter two.

    There's this quote from one freebirth practitioner: "Birthing uses the same hormones as lovemaking--so why would you want anyone poking and prodding you, observing you and putting you under a spotlight?"


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  • Do Natural Birth Centers put Mothers at Risk?

    child birthIn the health section of Scotsman.com yesterday there was an article called Natural birth units 'putting mothers at risk'. The article says: "Up to a third of expectant mothers are rushed at the last minute to doctor-led labour suites because midwife-run wards cannot deal with medical complications or provide sufficient pain relief." Now, this article is based on research in Scotland and says that a lot of the problems are with first time mothers.

    Obviously, this is causing a huge controversy where doctors and midwives are on opposite sides.

    I have several friends that have recently given birth in birthing centers instead of hospitals. I know a lot of people who have done home births. I understand that women have been having babies for millions (or however old man is) of years without anesthesia and I know that it can be better for the baby. 

    I also know this: when my children were born I needed a blood transfusion. I had an emergency caesarian. I also had a very complicated pregnancy and odds are that the only reason my children both lived is because through modern medicine the doctors were able to delay childbirth for six weeks. I went into labor when I was 28 weeks pregnant. (Think of it as seven months.) Naomi Wolf is probably going to hate me for saying this but I thank my doctors and medical staff for saving my life and the lives of my twins.

    That being said, even if I had gone into labor on my due date I still would have wanted an epidural and medical staff nearby. For me it just isn't worth the risk. I feel fortunate to live in a time where we have all of these wonderful medical tools (including painkillers) available to us. 

    I don't mean to slam midwives, I'm sure they are wonderful people. I am sure that a home birth without complications is a beautiful thing. I just like to hedge my bets, especially when it comes to my kids.


  • Ricki Lake's New Documentary About Home Births Is All About Her

    ricki lakeRicki Lake's new documentary The Business of Being Born is premiering this week at the Tribeca Film Festival and her publicists have been working overtime to promote it. From interviews on the Huffington Post to this little gem in New York Magazine, it's all about the shortcomings of hospital births Ricki Lake.

    Ricki Lake wants us to know that she had a natural child birth at home in her tub. Naked. She wants us to know that her publicist told her that she needed to lose weight if she was going to film her naked water birth so she lost 24 pounds. (But looks "better now," she adds. You know, naked.)

    Ricki Lake also wants us to know that after giving birth in her tub (naked), she made her assistant clean it. I'm sorry but what kind of selfish beeyotch makes an assistant clean up a bathtub soiled with amniotic fluid, blood, and afterbirth?

    Apparently the assistant "still talks about the experience" to this day. Shoot, if I had to touch Ricki Lake's placenta juice, you bet I'd still be talking about it. Let's just hope Ricki Lake paid her or him a wad of cash. Perhaps Ricki Lake should consider changing the title of movie to The Business of Being an A-Hole.

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