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• Three kids that play guitar way better than you

  Well, unless you're Slash or something. They definitely play better than me. Not only that, they have pretty solid taste in music. The Beatles, Ozzy Osbourne, Santana -- no Miley or Jonas Brothers for these guys. Flipping through YouTube, there appear to be dozens of kids who play incredibly well. Screw Guitar Hero, this is the real thing. Read More... Posted May 12 2008, 02:00 PM by Brett Singer with | with no comments Filed under: kids, music, video, ozzy osbourne, guitar, cute, boys, rock, Brett Singer, carlos santana, eric clapton, smoky char, prodigies, guitar hero

• Best of Famecrawler: Tori Spelling's Tranny Love

  Posted by Karen Rani   Well sorry, but she sure as shit looked like it.  More pictures after the jump in case this one didn't make you want to gauge your eyes out with rusty nails.  The apocalypse came, went and killed many sex drives this past weekend, including the one that belongs to that guy she suckered into marrying her.   Read More... Posted Oct 02 2007, 12:32 PM by Rachael Brownell (Redsy) with | with no comments Filed under: ozzy osbourne, tori spelling, best of famecrawler, Sharon Osbourne, transvestite

• Ozzy and Sharon's Suicide Pact: How Far Would You Go to Protect Your Kids?

  As parents we all want to take the best care possible of our kids. We make sure they eat right, have enough sleep, stop licking the lead off the windowsills, and enough with the TV already. We take it upon ourselves to be their nurturers, their caretakers, and help them develop into people who can eventually navigate the travails of life on their own. That's what parenting is. But how far would you go to protect your kids from unpleasant or harmful experiences? Far enough to commit suicide? Sharon Osbourne would. Read More... Posted Oct 02 2007, 09:52 AM by Karen Murphy with | with 7 comment(s) Filed under: parenting, ozzy osbourne, the Osbournes, assisted suicide, degenerative brain disease, Sharon Osbourne

• Does Beer Make a Good Baptism Gift?

  I was chosen to be godfather for my youngest cousin, and about five minutes before his baptism I told my aunt, "You know, I'm not really religious in any way whatsoever -- does that matter?" I'm guessing the only reason she didn't slap me was because we were actually inside the church at the time, going over the last-minute details for the ceremony. Needless to say, I have no idea what to buy for a baptism gift -- and I need to know fast. Dana's best friend is having her boy baptized Sunday, and we've drawn a complete blank on what to buy. A cross? A frame? An Ozzy Osbourne CD? What makes for an appropriate baptism gift nowadays?  Posted Feb 16 2007, 06:07 PM by Mike Adamick (Cry It Out!) with | with 8 comment(s) Filed under: boy, baby, parents, gifts, religion, parenting advice, ozzy osbourne

• Daddy Wars: Gene Simmons vs. Ozzy Osbourne

  The Mommy Wars are alive and kickin'.  But did you have any idea that the Daddy Wars were just as vicious - and that Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne were on the front lines? It seems that Simmons is less than pleased about comparisons between himself and Osbourne, and wants people to know that though they are both badass rockers, and they both have reality shows chronicling their home lives, that's where the similarities end.  Read More... Posted Jan 19 2007, 10:53 AM by Alisyn with | with no comments Filed under: celebrity, dads, mommy wars, parenting advice, gene simmons, ozzy osbourne, daddy wars, rock stars