Don't tell me I'm the only one who has driven a wee bit faster when there's been a kid in the back of the car who suddenly discovers that he forgot to go to the bathroom after all before you left home 20 minutes ago, even though he told you at the time that he did. Hasn't this happened to you? Or maybe it's potty training month (or year, whatever) and your kid has to make a small deposit in every public bathroom within a 20-mile radius of anywhere.
Really. I can't be the only one, can I? Because how else did this Arizona women think to tell police, when she was pulled over for going 90 in a 55-mph zone, that her friend's kids, who were in the car at the time, ALL needed to pee which was supposed to explain her excessive and unsafe rate of speed? Oh, but oops, turns out they didn't actually need to pee after all, and bigger oops, the mom consumed a beer or two and maybe some schnapps (ew) while behind the wheel. Maybe it was the mom who needed to pee?
There's nothing funny of course about drinking and driving, and I'll bet this woman's friend won't be letting her kids ride with her much any more. Though one look at her photo would certainly give me pause.
