"Vaginal rejuvenation." Nope, it's not a special spa for the
ladyparts, it's a term for surgeries like labioplasty and vaginoplasty,
and apparently you can find ads for it in New York magazine. Surgeries, as Karen told you,
that are supposed to make yer vagina look better and enhance sexual
pleasure. You know, a little face-lift for the beard. But don't worry,
the plastic surgeons are totally there for the moms: these surgeries
are also marketed as "postpartum recontouring." Funny, while I adore
stretched-out hoo hoo jokes, it never occurred to me to develop a
complex about the li'l orchid. I mean, it was birth, not converting my
vagina into a subway tunnel. That thing does have some elasticity. As
far as looks, well, I like hoo hoos alot, but I have yet to see a
pretty one, Georgia O'Keefe interpretations aside. And for the record,
here we are talking about cosmetic surgery, not the sometimes necessary
surgery to right a birthin' wrong.
But of course, there's a big problem with the hoo hoo remodel.
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