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  • Another Necessity: USB Dancing Robot

    dancing robotWhy yes, I do have an extra USB port handy and available, why do you ask? Because it totally needs to be filled with a dancing robot, that's why! Okay, so maybe I'm amused at simple things (I did spend several days recently getting into and out of a car with a whoopee cushion under the seat, so apparently I'm not above juvenile humor), but I think this little guy rocks! Plug him in and he performs intricate interpretive dance moves to your choice of tunes. Well, maybe I exaggerated a bit there; it looks like he sways and blinks lights. Same thing, almost!

    What do you think: shall it be Sufjan Stevens, or Calexico, or maybe just Snow Patrol? Dead Can Dance? Am I totally outing myself here with my lame taste in music? 

    Still, for $25 it looks like he can amuse the under-fives for the rest of the summer. Until school. Which cannot start too soon. 



  • New Use for TV Your Kids Will Love

    eyeclopsLooking like a cross between a water gun and an eyeball, the EyeClops is one toy you won't mind your kids taking over the TV to use. It's a microscope viewfinder that displays right on the TV screen so the whole family can enjoy looking at salt crystals or a closeup of hair.

    I want one. Will my kids tire of looking at one another's pores or socks? Maybe, but I think we could get a fair amount of entertainment for $50.

    Still not convinced? Have a look at a demonstration here on YouTube. C'mon, don't you want one too? By the time the kids tire of it, it'll be back to school anyway. Think of it as an investment in a peaceful summer.


  • Is It Any Wonder Our Kids Are Fat? Cereal Straws

    cereal strawsI'm both repulsed by and strangely attracted to this new product, which if I understand it correctly is an edible Froot Loop-flavored straw-thing lined with sweetened faux-milk that you (well, your kid, actually) is supposed to suck real milk through. I'm pretty sure I would just skip the milk and crunch down the straw, like eating hardened bottom-of-the-box cereal-dust. Yeah. Yum! Finally someone marketed this little goldmine.

    So...verdict? I'm just going to say that it's likely that my strange attraction has something to do with my not having had sugar in weeks and I'm suffering withdrawal, and we'll just chalk this little item up to the ranks of "EWWW" unless you can tell me differently. M'kay?


  • Parenting Must-Have: A Fridge You Can Write On

    dry erase refrigeratorI'll be the first to admit: I hate clutter. Having three kids in the house, especially one who likes to throw things and dump things and generally move things about, I am sensitive to clutter. I pick it up several times a day. Short of renting out my kids, how to achieve a minimalist, adult look in a small home that contains children?

    Let's address the kitchen. You all know what I am taking about, and I for one am so done with the papers-and-artwork-stuck-to-the-fridge-with-magnets look. Which is why I need, and likely you need as well, Aquarela, the Dry Erase Refrigerator. Ever so much better than Magnet Poetry, the Dry Erase fridge will also curb anyone's ideas about drawing on the walls, because here! you! can! draw! on the fridge!

    Of course, those colorful markers could be used other places as well, which wouldn't be so good, but I think there's something satisfying about being able to just erase the day's masterpieces and start over fresh the next day.

    So what if these only seem to be available in Brazil: an idea that's ahead of its time like this will surely spread to the Giant Home Store near you soon.

    [via Gizmodo]


    Posted Jun 20 2007, 02:30 PM by Karen Murphy with | with 6 comment(s)
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  • Things Fall Apart: Killer Jacket Edition

    Nordstrom is recalling around 1900 jackets sold between November 2006 through April 2007 and made by Pine Peak Blues because the zipper pull can detach and lodge itself in a small child's windpipe. Not really but the small piece can become a choking hazard when detached from the jacket.

    The jackets were sold in infant, toddler and youth sizes in navy with long sleeves. They have an embroidered flag of England on the front and an "England" patch on the chest. All of this isn't dangerous, England's a lovely place, but there are two zippers in addition to the front zipper....three ways for your baby to choke to death.

    Return the coat to Nordstrom for a full refund or call Nordstrom toll-free at (800) 933-3365 anytime for more information.


  • Heely's says, "Nuh-Uh, We Are Too Safe."

    Heely's has responded to a recent study claiming Heelys WILL KILL YOUR CHILD. They now say, "Okay, they can hurt people but other stuff is way worse." The company which makes Heelys hired Heiden Authorities, a risk assessment company, to analyze the CPSC's numbers. The data confirms that wheeled shoes are still the safest among "popular wheeled sports" and also points out accidents involving wheeled shoes have actually decreased in the last 15 months.

    Heelys are, according to Heiden's analysis of the CPSC numbers, 39 times safer than bicycles, 24 times safer than skateboards, 9 times safer than scooters and 7 times safer than inline skates. My own personal analysis of the data found that Heelys are 53 times more annoying than any other wheeled activity, except unicycling which is around 57 times more annoying.

    Use at your own risk.


  • Tadpole iPod Protector. You Need This.

    tadpole ipod protectorWell played, iFrogz. *golf clap* Your Tadpole iPod protector is one of the best kid product ideas I've seen since the Boon Frog Pod (hmmm) launch a couple of years ago.

    Seriously, bro. I had one on order (with two sets of headphones, please) before I finished reading the product description. We've got several trips planned this summer, and this sucker is going to save my life. (Let's hope.)

    Meet iFrogz latest contraption to kiddie proof your iPod, and leave you to breathe easy for the inevitable bumps and drops courtesy of your curious child. Long car rides? He can watch and listen and you need not fret. $25 for cover in Pretty in Pink, Eye Opening Orange, Grape Ape Purple and Slice of Lime Green. With headphones, $39.Y

    Fellow tech mamas and papas, we all know that if it cost you more than five bucks, your kids will bust it. Tadpoles will help you hand over your video iPod with confidence. All I need is for it to get me to Hawaii and back. That's all I want, Tadpole. You hear me?


  • Pink Balls For Girls

    pink mittThank you Title IX! Target has come out with a line of pink sporting goods like mitts, volleyballs, and basketballs. Presumably these are designed for girls, or boys who are comfortable enough with themselves to adopt a rosier approach to athleticism.

    On first glance, it might be tempting to hate on this stuff as going with the stereotype. Why do girls get everything marketed to them as princess pink fairy lacy frou frou? But I look at this equipment, and I see a nice revolution. If a girl is in the oh-so-common pink phase, she might like having a ball that appeals to her color love, and therefore be more into trying a sport. And my long range hope is that with more and more girls participating in athletic endeavors, we'll see some serious improvements in the current palette of black-red-orange-forest green-white-gold that dominates most sports. Where's the lavender? The bronze? The aquamarine? The sky blue? (Note: don't send me examples of pro sports teams that use these colors, because they are the exception rather than the norm.) Maybe we'll start seeing some uniforms that aren't an ugly blend of two colors that shouldn't go together. Down with man colors! Grrrl power!

    Besides, being a feminist athlete doesn't mean you can't accessorize well or wear something bright. Tennis has had well-known women players for ages, and even though white ruled the sport for a long time, I love some of the newer ensembles. And when we bought this pink mitt for my daughter's T-ball season, it was a big hit on the field. Kids begged for a chance to use it. Interestingly, some of the boys did refuse to borrow it even though they had forgotten their own mitts and would have to catch bare-handed. Time to come around, young sons, and get comfortable with "girl" colors. You'll be seeing a lot more of us with our hot pink and lavender mitts on the field in the future.  


  • Stressed Out Moms Should Rub Babies Like Celebrities Do

    gwen stefani momYes, it is hard being a new mom. So when you get frazzled, perhaps it's time to turn to celebrity moms for inspiration, and find out how they stay so fresh and put-together in spite of the obvious stresses of caring for a newborn. Alyson Scott, stylist of celebrities and founder of StyleChic says there's things we civilian moms can do to "look and feel well-rested".

    Okay, wait. We are taking our cue from celebrities... So I'm guessing most rely on a live-in nanny, a full-time chef, a housecleaning service, tons of money, a personal trainer and a professional makeup artist to keep famous mom looking and feeling paparazzi-ready at all times. Is that what Alyson recommends we get? 

    Nope. Alyson says we ought to slather our babies with Vick's BabyRub. Let's all pause and let that one sink in. Because "the gentle Vicks BabyRub formula contains petrolatum and Aloe to leave your baby's skin feeling soft... Plus, Vicks has been a trusted name for more than 100 years, so you know that you are being a good mom when you combine this with a mother's loving touch."


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  • Elephant Ears. Fabu Find Or Not So Much?

    I'm totally torn about how I feel about Elephant Ears. No, silly, not the fair food (that's the epitome of doughy deliciousness,) the baby bottle holder that's either incredibly convenient or just another piece of baby gear to stuff into a plastic tub in the basement.

    Elephant Ears were created with the best of intentions by an occupational therapist who adapted feeding devices for spinal cord and stroke patients. She became a mom and—voila!—sewed her work strategies up into a baby bottle gizmo.

    Elephant Ears might be a dream for moms who need at least one free hand to talk on the phone, drive, respond to spam in search of other married swingers in the area, making scalding hot tea or even work while feeding a newborn. It seems like it would be a dream for parents of multiples and it says it promotes self-feeding. On the other hand (you know, the one responsible for propping up the bottle), I thoroughly enjoyed using meal time as an excuse to not answer the phone, drive, respond to spam again, make myself scalding hot tea or work. But then, I did bust out with a highly-developed completely hands-free rockstar combination of Boppy and boob for my baby. But that's just me.

    If you're one of the multi-tasking kind who don't mind getting more stuff made of teddy bear and balloon fabric (can we get a Disco Dot or nice toile or what?), then Elephant Ears might just be the ultimate (sorry) handy solution for you and your hungry kid.



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