I love Gmail. You know why? Because at the top of the
page are links for interesting news items (Reuters Oddly Enough, Motley
Fool), and best of all, advertisements personally tailored just for
me! (Which is why I see things for Powernap.com and for colon
cleansing). But this one, every parent can use! "Potty training in Three Days! Potty Training Secrets That Work Say Good Bye To Diapers Forever". Wow. Here's the pitch:
My guaranteed potty training system works no
matter what. It doesn't matter if your child is a boy or girl.
It doesn't matter if you have one child or twins. It doesn't matter
if your child is 2 or 5. It doesn't matter if your child
suffers from autism or other delays. It doesn't even matter if
your child is not born yet.
"Not born yet"?? [slapping side of head] Of
course! That is totally what we should have, Potty
Training In Utero! Why mess around with potty chairs and poop and
all that when they're toddlers when you can do it even before birth!
(It's even better than elimination communication) I so wish I had
this book when I was pregnant. What was I thinking?
